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4mar/030

The Sparks: Bastard Test

The results are in. You are certifiably:

47% bastard!

26% of which is Tard

The worldwide average is 44% bastard.

How others compare:

  • 3% (same as you)
  • 34% (more bastard than you)
  • 63% (less bastard than you)

    • Of the 3,597,857 test takers so far:

  • 72% like to drink
  • 56% gamble
  • 52% will lie for sex
  • 46% have cheated
  • 17% would have sex with a relative
  • 7% hate homosexuality, 100% of whom will die stupid and alone
  • 7% like childporn


    • Interesting Results:

  • The most bastardly age group so far is 27 year olds. 27 year olds average 46% bastard.
  • Guys who like the taste of coffee are more likely to cheat on their girlfriends.
  • Men who have been with prostitutes have more smelly armpits.
  • Catholics are more likely to spit on you.
  • Dirtbags who like childporn should burn in hell.
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