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The Sparks: Greed Test

Greedy Animal! You are...

In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 138 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.

Good luck with your future life.

Of the 1,652,577 test takers so far:

• 3% are as greedy as you.
• 16% are greedier than you.
• 81% are less greedy than you.

And according to the GreedTest...

• Coupon users are more likely to steal.
• Republicans are less likely to commit dog-murder.
• Hookers are more likely to know the value of a dollar.
• Homeless people are more likely to work at TheSpark.
• I am not likely to ever get rid of this rash.