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The shiney shoes from hell!

My feet are killing me! I went downtown this Saturday to buy me some new shoes. The old ones had done their job and said goodbye the otherday by separating top from bottom. Anyways, me and my wife went into the first shoe-shop we saw and bingo! I found some mighty cool shoes. I bought them and was mighty proud.
Then, I learned a lesson. Do not ever grab the new shiney shoes and run for the bus the next morning when going to work! Want to know why? I'll tell you why. My heels are one big bloody mess... I can't wear the new shoes for like a long time. If ever, they now scare me.

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