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In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 149 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.

Good luck with your future life.

Of the 1,049,789 test takers so far:

4% are as greedy as you.
21% are greedier than you.
75% are less greedy than you.

And according to the GreedTest...

Coupon users are more likely to steal.

Republicans are less likely to commit dog-murder.

Hookers are more likely to know the value of a dollar.

Homeless people are more likely to work at TheSpark.