Oh well. Not like anyone would miss me. So, what have I been doing. Not much...actually almost nothing worth telling about. I've started a norwegian forum thing wich takes up most of my time these days. Pretty fun actually :P

Oh well, back to work.

We went to Skodje, a small place outside of Ålesund, this vacation. The mission, to stay at the inlaws for two weeks and to love it. Not to damn hard really :) We got to see my wife's siters little newborn bundle of sweetness and my brother inlaw also came with his wife and their two kids. All in all a hell of a good time.

How was your vacation?

We've realized that we can't have a baby yet, not untill we both have a permanent job. Sigh...it's going to be a few looong years.

Baby blues, I know thy name...

We're going to the inlaws this vacation. Skodje is the place to be. It's a small place close to Ålesund, about 30 minutes away. My wife's brother and his family are going to be there too. That's going to be fun. It's been a long time since we got to see the two little heartbreakers they have :)
Fun, fun, fun!

What else has happened? I was sick yeasterday and the day before. Spent most of my time head down in the toilet... Not fun! But I'm near normal again now, a bit fatigued though. Haven't eaten anything in two days. Kind of gets to you that does...
But I'm at work none the less (small amount af bragging there yes;), but I guess I'll survive. I got the day off tomorrow and friday so you could say our vacation acctually starts when I go off work today.

So the next time you hear/read my voice I'll be sippin' pina coladas at the vacation heaven (well, sippin' cola would be more like it but who cares?).

Cyah, have a nice summer. Love and peace to all. Yeah! Mm-mm, I'm cool :-)

My GOD, I'm so looking forward to that!

We don't have access to nothin'! FUCK!

UPDATE: All is back to normal and I have most of my hair left. Nothing like a little chaos to wake you up in the morning :)

I want something like that, perhaps with the boxes on the left side instead, nothing fancy. Some small graphics or maybe a logo (that would have been awsome, I've never had one before!).

My designer skills and color sense are whacked so thus I pleed to you, my trusted (and very competent) readers. Will you, can you, help me?

The person who does this will not only get the © for the layout and thus a link on every page, but I will also dedicate one day every month for the next 6 months to that person! On that day, all posts (or 60-70% of them) will have at least 5 links to that person. That is, if somebody makes something usefull that I will love (not to hard...).

Ass kissing? Sucking up? Me? Hell yeah!

Now start craking!
Please :)

This customer calls in and wants a new card for his cellphone because he's managed to loose it. Now, he hasn't been using it for quite some time becaus he's been paying of a large sum of bills that he hasn't paid.

Now, when I tell him how he can get a new card and how much it will cost he manages to tell me that he's not gonna pay for that because he has already paid the same amount of money to reactivate his cellphone number. Wtf!?
He refuses to pay for the new SIM card and instead he desides to lose the number.

As he abuntanly hangs up he sais "I'm not gonna pay the last bill either."
Why, I ask. "Because I wasn't using it and that means I don't need to pay the monthly fees etc.". Then he hangs up, leaving me totaly pissed of and shocked over some peoples lack of normal logic, and with nobody to yell at...

Stupid motherfucker! As I write fast as a raging bull in the logs so that all others might read about this stupid fucker, he calls back. Just a minute after he hung up on me, dials 2 for another branch, and manages to talk himself out of the reactivation fee!

THAT BLOODY WELL PISSES ME OFF!!!