Heavy Metal Jesus Heavy Metal, Thunder Strikin’ Jesus!

Oh Mama!

Do I have to tell you what movie I really, really, really want to see? I don't think so.

My GOD, I'm so looking forward to that!

SYSTEM BREAKDOWN!

Aiee! System is down, the system is down! Arrgh! *tears his hair out!*

We don't have access to nothin'! FUCK!

UPDATE: All is back to normal and I have most of my hair left. Nothing like a little chaos to wake you up in the morning :)

Designer wanted!

I'm already bored with this design and I need a new one, but I lack the skills to make one. I really want something like the one Karen over at Rise v2.0 has. That's a very very nice layout.

I want something like that, perhaps with the boxes on the left side instead, nothing fancy. Some small graphics or maybe a logo (that would have been awsome, I've never had one before!).

My designer skills and color sense are whacked so thus I pleed to you, my trusted (and very competent) readers. Will you, can you, help me?

The person who does this will not only get the © for the layout and thus a link on every page, but I will also dedicate one day every month for the next 6 months to that person! On that day, all posts (or 60-70% of them) will have at least 5 links to that person. That is, if somebody makes something usefull that I will love (not to hard...).

Ass kissing? Sucking up? Me? Hell yeah!

Now start craking!
Please :)

Stupid arrogant bastard!

My God! Some people should get a serious ass whoopin'!

This customer calls in and wants a new card for his cellphone because he's managed to loose it. Now, he hasn't been using it for quite some time becaus he's been paying of a large sum of bills that he hasn't paid.

Now, when I tell him how he can get a new card and how much it will cost he manages to tell me that he's not gonna pay for that because he has already paid the same amount of money to reactivate his cellphone number. Wtf!?
He refuses to pay for the new SIM card and instead he desides to lose the number.

As he abuntanly hangs up he sais "I'm not gonna pay the last bill either."
Why, I ask. "Because I wasn't using it and that means I don't need to pay the monthly fees etc.". Then he hangs up, leaving me totaly pissed of and shocked over some peoples lack of normal logic, and with nobody to yell at...

Stupid motherfucker! As I write fast as a raging bull in the logs so that all others might read about this stupid fucker, he calls back. Just a minute after he hung up on me, dials 2 for another branch, and manages to talk himself out of the reactivation fee!

THAT BLOODY WELL PISSES ME OFF!!!

I have been jugded.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fourth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Guess this means no fun for me later on... :)

[link snagged from Rise]

I have been sorted.

be sorted @ nimbo.net

When Eliza does it, so must I. And behold, I'm so übercool;
Congratulations on making Gryffindor!

Basically, you're brave, daring, chivalrous, and pretty much.. an all around good person. Of course, some see you as a goodie-two-shoes. But hey, it's true! You're really good at winning, and normally always come out as the hero. Everybody likes you.. except, maybe, the Slytherins. You're too perfect. No, really.. You're too perfect. It's annoying to watch you win, repeatedly. Oh well. Be proud anyway.