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Hello, and welcome to my life.

It's not much but it's a life. A life filled with joy and not-so-joyfull things. Those of you who've been watching my previous blogs/journals/waste-of-webspace can just browse along the webline. There's nothing new to read here right now. So, move along. Shoosh! Away you go :)

Now, for you new folks, a little introduction. My name is, as the URL so baldly states, Jigzaw. I'm 23, from Trondheim, Norway. Married since 22.09.01, and we have 0.0¼ children (this means we just want one but don't have one m'kay).

My reason for making yet another blog is quite simple actually. I needed a fresh start, and a larger web-account....

You wouln't find much of nothin' around here. No "All about me and my oh-so friggin' nice family and various pets" pages. No sir, this is all about the written word. And maybe a link or two. And btw, if anyone of you out there says anything about my lack of self-designingness I'll stuff that HTML program down your troath! I just don't got the groove okay...

Yuck!

This is not a searchresult I like beeing connected with!
http://www.google.com/search?hl=no&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=WTC+bodypart+picture&sa=N&tab=iw
(and this will prolly not help either...)

What can I say…

Getting a job means not much computer time. Sorry folks, but work comes first ya know. But just so ye know, I miss ye too! *snoogles!*

Welcome, sit, eat.

So, what do y'all want fer lunch? C'mon, don't be shy. I'm not that greedy...

The Sparks: Greed Test

Greedy Animal! You are...

In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 138 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.

Good luck with your future life.

Of the 1,652,577 test takers so far:

• 3% are as greedy as you.
• 16% are greedier than you.
• 81% are less greedy than you.

The Sparks: Un-Telligence Test

"You kick ass."

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, lions behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 87% Un-telligent