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5mar/030

The Sparks: Death Test

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

April 27, 2041

at the age of 61 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

  • Heart Attack (26%)
  • Cancer (18%)
  • Electrolysis (10%)
  • Alien Abduction (7%)
  • Public Execution In a Third World Country (7%)
  • Homicide (5%)
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4mar/030

The Sparks: Bastard Test

The results are in. You are certifiably:

47% bastard!

26% of which is Tard

The worldwide average is 44% bastard.

How others compare:

  • 3% (same as you)
  • 34% (more bastard than you)
  • 63% (less bastard than you)

    • Of the 3,597,857 test takers so far:

  • 72% like to drink
  • 56% gamble
  • 52% will lie for sex
  • 46% have cheated
  • 17% would have sex with a relative
  • 7% hate homosexuality, 100% of whom will die stupid and alone
  • 7% like childporn
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    4mar/030

    The Sparks: The Gay Test

    "Frank, we need to talk. NOW."

    You are 29% GAY!

    That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!
    Here's how you compare:

  • people less gay than you (41%)
  • people just as gay as you (5%)
  • people gayer than you (52%)
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    4mar/030

    The Sparks: Personality Test


    PERFORMER

    ( Dominant Extrovert Abstract Feeler )

    Nils
    Like just 6% of the population you are a PERFORMER (DEAF)--personable, self-assured, and excellent under pressure. You are extroverted and strong-willed, which, in combination means you are good with people and aren't willing to let opportunity pass you by. Congratulations. I'm sure all the peons you've stepped on never saw it coming and didn't feel a thing.

    You like being naked.

    Anyhow, you have formidable creative talents, and you often following what your heart tells you instead of your logical mind. Your exuberance can earn you many friends and admirers, despite your ambition, or it can intimidate the less confident into keeping their distance. It's also possible you're Madonna.

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    28feb/032

    Follow the leader

    Lisa-Jane, you always have such good ideas :)

    Here's mah blogtree:

    And mah viritual neighborhood

    Sweet ain't it?

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    28feb/031

    Molly!!

    Rise - whereby the worst may be inferred
    Hot damn! You're back! *hugs*
    I've missed you! Sorry I didn't keep in touch :(
    But I still dig ya! And btw, the internet is still mine! *lol*

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