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Designer wanted!

I'm already bored with this design and I need a new one, but I lack the skills to make one. I really want something like the one Karen over at Rise v2.0 has. That's a very very nice layout.

I want something like that, perhaps with the boxes on the left side instead, nothing fancy. Some small graphics or maybe a logo (that would have been awsome, I've never had one before!).

My designer skills and color sense are whacked so thus I pleed to you, my trusted (and very competent) readers. Will you, can you, help me?

The person who does this will not only get the © for the layout and thus a link on every page, but I will also dedicate one day every month for the next 6 months to that person! On that day, all posts (or 60-70% of them) will have at least 5 links to that person. That is, if somebody makes something usefull that I will love (not to hard...).

Ass kissing? Sucking up? Me? Hell yeah!

Now start craking!
Please :)

Stupid arrogant bastard!

My God! Some people should get a serious ass whoopin'!

This customer calls in and wants a new card for his cellphone because he's managed to loose it. Now, he hasn't been using it for quite some time becaus he's been paying of a large sum of bills that he hasn't paid.

Now, when I tell him how he can get a new card and how much it will cost he manages to tell me that he's not gonna pay for that because he has already paid the same amount of money to reactivate his cellphone number. Wtf!?
He refuses to pay for the new SIM card and instead he desides to lose the number.

As he abuntanly hangs up he sais "I'm not gonna pay the last bill either."
Why, I ask. "Because I wasn't using it and that means I don't need to pay the monthly fees etc.". Then he hangs up, leaving me totaly pissed of and shocked over some peoples lack of normal logic, and with nobody to yell at...

Stupid motherfucker! As I write fast as a raging bull in the logs so that all others might read about this stupid fucker, he calls back. Just a minute after he hung up on me, dials 2 for another branch, and manages to talk himself out of the reactivation fee!

THAT BLOODY WELL PISSES ME OFF!!!

I have been jugded.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fourth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Guess this means no fun for me later on... :)

[link snagged from Rise]

I have been sorted.

be sorted @ nimbo.net

When Eliza does it, so must I. And behold, I'm so übercool;
Congratulations on making Gryffindor!

Basically, you're brave, daring, chivalrous, and pretty much.. an all around good person. Of course, some see you as a goodie-two-shoes. But hey, it's true! You're really good at winning, and normally always come out as the hero. Everybody likes you.. except, maybe, the Slytherins. You're too perfect. No, really.. You're too perfect. It's annoying to watch you win, repeatedly. Oh well. Be proud anyway.

Aiee! Blog meltdown ahead!

"Yes, I am heading to blog meltdown as all the safety protocols fail:
Blog about the kids? Nope can't give them too much exposure because of needing to remain relatively anonymous
Blog about the dogs? Nope, they are being annoyingly well behaved.
Blog about murderous inanimate objects? Nope, I appear to have learn-ed how to avoid them. Either that or they're being spiteful and avoiding me."

Well, this is so much my problem too! Moi, you're not alone.
My blogs had so much more life before. But now their lucky if they get fed twice a week. I don't know why either, I think that part of the reason is the fear of exposure. I'm so damn paranoid about family and friends finding my site and reading it. This is also one of the reasons of me moving so damn much (there, now stop complaining Lisa ;).

But then again, my life ain't that exciting either. But, maybe this last move will do the trick. I have consecuently told all that have asked that I've stopped blogging. I know lying is bad, but hey... I want my privacy. I've also removed all traces from this site to my RL identity. Paranoid you say? No, you think?! No, seriously, I'm not. I just want to have my personal little space where nobody can bother me and tell me what's right and wrong. That's all.

I hope this one can be it. There is only one person I know in RL that knows about this place and she's promised on all that is holy not to tell anyone. If she does, I will have to kill her.

Maybe I will plunder together a domain and such for a norwegian site later in life, but there will always be a secret place out there. Just for me...

Summary of the past few days

Hello, and welcome back old chap *pats him self on the shoulder*.

So, where to start? Since my last post in here there's been some development in this so-called life of mine. Let's see, I got my contract here at work extended with three months (Yay!), we had the inlaws on a week long visit, we and the inlaws went to see the little girl who was our bridesgirl (she's so sweet!) and I've managed to blow our economy to smithereens.

How? Well, let's just say I managed to blow away 2155 NOK...okay, I paid a bill I wasn't supposed to. I'm now working very hard on kissing some major butt so that we might get the monay transfered back again...

What else? Yes, I went to see X-Men 2 a few days ago. And WOW! What an awsome movie! This is definitivly a movie I'm gonna see a few 100 times. I've seen the first X-Men at least 50 times, and I still love it :)

I've also joined a group blog while I was absent from this here site. So know you can enjoy my wounderful ranting in stereo, yay! So, anyways... The Daily Post is the place to go these days :)

And, to top it of; I got a new desk! Yay for me! Just look at the beauty!
(ps: the crappyness of this picture is easily explained, I don't have a digital camera and took that picture with a Nokia 7650 that I borroved from work)

Peace out!