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The Communly Confused Words Test

Jigzaw — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 07:27:09 +0000

Your result for The Commonly Confused Words Test...

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You scored 93% Beginner, 93% Intermediate, 87% Advanced, and 73% Expert!

You have an extremely good understanding of beginner, intermediate, and advanced level commonly confused English words, getting at least 75% of each of these three levels' questions correct. This is an exceptional score. Remember, these are commonly confused English words, which means most people don't use them properly. You got an extremely respectable score.

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Hmmm, ikke så aller verst dette da. I alle fall ikke med tanke på hvor rusten jeg er i engelsk for tiden :)

Jeg er visst ung enda

Jigzaw — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 13:42:26 +0000

I alle fall er ørene mine det. Og folk sier jeg må ha dårlig hørsel siden jeg har musikken så høyt på når jeg går med øretelefoner på hodet? Ha! Et i dere ordene fjomper! Nana-nana-nah!

Created by Train Horns

PS: det kan hende at spilleren ikke virker så jeg ville dobbelsjekket med å laste ned mp3 filen får du brister ut i krampegråt... jeg måtte det.

The Sparks: Death Test

Jigzaw — Wed, 05 Mar 2003 08:20:38 +0000

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

April 27, 2041

at the age of 61 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (26%)
Cancer (18%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (7%)
Homicide (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on April 27, 2041, as you slip silently into the night.

The Sparks: Bastard Test

Jigzaw — Tue, 04 Mar 2003 14:42:02 +0000

The results are in. You are certifiably:

47% bastard!

26% of which is Tard

The worldwide average is 44% bastard.

How others compare:

3% (same as you)

34% (more bastard than you)

63% (less bastard than you)

Of the 3,597,857 test takers so far:

72% like to drink

56% gamble

52% will lie for sex

46% have cheated

17% would have sex with a relative

7% hate homosexuality, 100% of whom will die stupid and alone

7% like childporn

Interesting Results:

The most bastardly age group so far is 27 year olds. 27 year olds average 46% bastard.

Guys who like the taste of coffee are more likely to cheat on their girlfriends.

Men who have been with prostitutes have more smelly armpits.

Catholics are more likely to spit on you.

Dirtbags who like childporn should burn in hell.

The Sparks: The Gay Test

Jigzaw — Tue, 04 Mar 2003 13:51:23 +0000

"Frank, we need to talk. NOW."

You are 29% GAY!

That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!
Here's how you compare:

people less gay than you (41%)

people just as gay as you (5%)

people gayer than you (52%)

Stats from the Test
The Gay Test is actually four tests in one (to account for the possible combinations of genders and orientations). The stats below are compiled from all takers.
The world-wide gayness average is 37%.
11% of all test takers describe themselves as gay.
24 is the gayest age.
Women average 33% gay.
Men average 40%.

More Stats from the GayTest

Among Females:

9% are gay.

Less than 1% of whom are in the closet.

24% have made out with another woman.

20% have had sex with another woman

13% of straight girls wish they were bi.

23% of straight girls have wanted to kiss a friend.

73% of lesbians have been attracted to a man.

55% of lesbians have slept with a man.

29% of straight women have claimed to be a lesbian in order to ditch a guy.

Tomboys are MORE likely to be good in bed.

Feminists are LESS likely to have big boobs.

Panties are the most popular undies.

And a woman's most erogenous zones are her groin, nipples, and neck, in that order.

Among Males:

12% are gay.

Less than 1% of whom are in the closet.

75% of gay men have kissed a girl.

19% of straights have kissed a guy.

35% are too hairy.

38% of straight men have copped a man-feel while playing sports.

25% of whom fumbled.

17% of gay men have belonged to a frat.

11% of straight men would turn gay in jail.

The average gay male has a sex drive of 8.0

The average straight male has a sex drive of 7.7